I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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