nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i don't like sucking hair
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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