Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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