it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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