are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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