Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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