So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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