I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
4 words: hood of his car
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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