Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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