Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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