Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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