i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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