so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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