Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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