Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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