Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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