I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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