Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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