i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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