Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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