I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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