She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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