What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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