you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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