Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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