he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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