u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
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his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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