im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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