I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
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For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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