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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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