At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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