I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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