what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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