dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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