Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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