My hand turned me down
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
oh god was she eating orange peels again
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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