we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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