the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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