...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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