last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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