my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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