My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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