I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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