im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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