So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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