fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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