No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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