Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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