Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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