Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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