I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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