i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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