I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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