NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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