Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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