we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
we should paint friendship bongs
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