these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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